Mr Willy

Mr Willy is a crook who makes his money through theft and attacking little kiddos he has a white van which he drives

he is a very bad man and it is widely known that he smokes 1000000g of weed a day

he has 1 million friends or so he says but his real friends are the lil kids he runs off with in his white van

he gives out free candy what a ledge everyone wants to be like him when they grow up

in his van he carries candy and his supply of ever fresh so sweet weed

he has never been a real boy and he's actually a puppet who turned into a boy and his brother is pinochio

his best friends are Sly Stallone! and Mikee Mouse! and his bro, Pinochio!

his dealer is Willy Wonka